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The Fattest Citizens in New Hampshire

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Inactive Jiffakus	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.	The State of Ancestor	Capitalist Paradise	“Homeland, Liberty, Freedom”
3.	The Queendom of Sarina Swift	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Pride and Industry”
4.	The State of Eastbeach	Civil Rights Lovefest	“From Many, One”
5.	The State of East Light	Right-wing Utopia	“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.	The State of Pannacook	New York Times Democracy	“Dare we say”
7.	The Queendom of Angeliqua	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Searching”
8.	The City-State of Sununu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.”
9.	The State of Marsalforn	Tyranny by Majority	“Home”
10.	The Nomadic Peoples of Lake Winnipesaukee	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Look at me! I'm sailing! It's a breakthrough right? ”