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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in New Hampshire

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Ancestor	Capitalist Paradise	“Homeland, Liberty, Freedom”
2.	The Queendom of Angeliqua	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Searching”
3.	The State of Eastbeach	Civil Rights Lovefest	“From Many, One”
4.	The State of East Light	Right-wing Utopia	“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.	The State of Inactive Jiffakus	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
6.	The Nomadic Peoples of Lake Winnipesaukee	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Look at me! I'm sailing! It's a breakthrough right? ”
7.	The State of Marsalforn	Tyranny by Majority	“Home”
8.	The State of Pannacook	New York Times Democracy	“Dare we say”
9.	The Queendom of Sarina Swift	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Pride and Industry”
10.	The City-State of Sununu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.”