The Nudest in New Europe
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Gnashingen or Nacingia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “And there will be a gnashing of teeth!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Odrobites | Capitalist Paradise | “Outlawing heterosexuals isn't radical enough.” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Cypronesos | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Khairé, O Megala Mèter ha tès Thalassès!” | |
| 4. |  The Relocated Tribes of Ulfingen | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Howl along!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Vlpska | Anarchy | “Freedom comes from being clever.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Wisentia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mooove along, people!” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom and ethnic exclaves of Frysdan | Democratic Socialists | “Frysdân Boppe!” | |
| 8. |  The Concerto Democracy of Brahmsk | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Tune into your inner music & find the key to happiness” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Werewolf and Vampire | Father Knows Best State | “This is a bloody confederacy” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Pieuvre | New York Times Democracy | “Wrangle Or Suck” |
