by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in New Europe

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, New Europe is ranked 4,014th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dark Pool of DamnachyaAnarchy“Prisons are so useless.”
2.The Rissorgimento of SaxavoyCapitalist Paradise“Proud of the Shroud”
3.The Isolationist Dictatorship of BelemnotiaCompulsory Consumerist State“Either stay here, or stay away.”
4.The Gnarling Grey Wolves of LoandenCompulsory Consumerist State“You don't have to be fed as long as you're free.”
5.The Federation of FarkaszorszagCivil Rights Lovefest“Sing a song of freedom and love! I shall listen.”
6.The Federation of NacrCapitalizt“Home of the Ammonites.”
7.The Hungry Pack of WolvingenCorporate Bordello“We're coming for diner - and you're it.”
8.The Kingdom of LuwiCompulsory Consumerist State“You thought we were gone. We're not.”
9.The Kingdom of FrisigothiaCapitalist Paradise“Plus Ultra”
10.The Kingdom of PhrygyeneCapitalizt“Let Gordya and Mita agree”
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