The Highest Crime Rates in New Coalition of Nations
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Syndicated Corporations of Nedea | Corporate Police State | “Libertarian in the streets. Anarchist in the sheets.” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Dominion of Moarfall | Capitalist Paradise | “For the Empire!” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Aldebakhakhniikh | Capitalist Paradise | “Zalawa Tu Wakhal'hawan Enakha Tykhokhitja!” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Canadia999 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Eat. Sleep. Die. Repeat.” | |
| 5. |  The Glorious Federal Republic of Ivstinian | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam!” | |
| 6. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN26 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 7. |  The United and Democratic States of The Owiniman Republic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unimi iriwa dizakakiim!” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Nation M | Iron Fist Consumerists | “First shot strikes to teach, second strikes to kill” | |
| 9. |  The Wicked Realms of Wicko | Father Knows Best State | “Wicked!” | |
| 10. |  The Leftist Sh-tbirds of St Saratoga | Left-Leaning College State | “Nedea? Those poor bloated souls.” |
