by Max Barry

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New Coalition of Nations World Census

The Fattest Citizens in New Coalition of Nations

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, New Coalition of Nations is ranked 2,981st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Syndicated Corporations of NedeaCompulsory Consumerist State“Libertarian in the streets. Anarchist in the sheets.”
2.The Spanish Imperium of TexasivaRight-wing Utopia“Purity, loyalty, and devotion to the Emperor”
3.The Federal Republic of PolarisiumInoffensive Centrist Democracy“United in Prosperity”
4.The Kingdom of Royal State of Great BritainMoralistic Democracy“Dieu et mon Droit”
5.The Queendom of BrightbridgePsychotic Dictatorship“Strength Through Compliance”
6.The Confederacy of United Northdon kingdomIron Fist Consumerists“Work,Work,Dead”
7.The Empire of MidgariDemocratic Socialists“For the Empire”
8.The United Socialist States of KorinahScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We're all in this together”
9.The Unicameral Federal Republic of St SaratogaCivil Rights Lovefest“The Truth isnít the Truth”
10.The Republic of DomainsLiberal Democratic Socialists“With or without?”
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