The Fattest Citizens in New Coalition of Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, New Coalition of Nations is ranked 2,981st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Syndicated Corporations of Nedea||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Libertarian in the streets. Anarchist in the sheets.”|
|2.||The Spanish Imperium of Texasiva||Right-wing Utopia||“Purity, loyalty, and devotion to the Emperor”|
|3.||The Federal Republic of Polarisium||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“United in Prosperity”|
|4.||The Kingdom of Royal State of Great Britain||Moralistic Democracy||“Dieu et mon Droit”|
|5.||The Queendom of Brightbridge||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Strength Through Compliance”|
|6.||The Confederacy of United Northdon kingdom||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Work,Work,Dead”|
|7.||The Empire of Midgari||Democratic Socialists||“For the Empire”|
|8.||The United Socialist States of Korinah||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“We're all in this together”|
|9.||The Unicameral Federal Republic of St Saratoga||Civil Rights Lovefest||“The Truth isnít the Truth”|
|10.||The Republic of Domains||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“With or without?”|