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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in New Coalition of Nations

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Duchy of 46566Democratic Socialists“What does this red button do?”
2.The High-Technate of AthretvariNew York Times Democracy“Peace & Prosperity”
3.The Syndicated Corporations of NedeaCorporate Police State“Libertarian in the streets. Anarchist in the sheets.”
4.The Wicked Realms of WickoFather Knows Best State“Wicked!”
5.The Imperial Dominion of MoarfallCapitalist Paradise“For the Empire!”
6.The Empire of CroxocoFather Knows Best State“Aventus Est Imperare Orbi Universo”
7.The Leftist Sh-tbirds of St SaratogaLeft-Leaning College State“Nedea? Those poor bloated souls.”
8.The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN26Psychotic Dictatorship“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
9.The Rogue Nation of Canadia999Iron Fist Consumerists“Eat. Sleep. Die. Repeat.”
10.The United and Democratic States of The Owiniman RepublicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unimi iriwa dizakakiim!”
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