The Nudest in Nesapo
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Luktelk of Eurovision Song Contest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Meow cat please meow back” | |
| 2. |  The Technocracy of None | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The flaw of government is that it is run by humans.” | |
| 3. |  The Bowling Souls of Bodobol | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Onwards, to new horizons.” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Archipelago of Tokau | Left-Leaning College State | “Nous sommes du soleil” | |
| 5. |  The Communist Democracy of Corumon | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The common good is the upmost priority.” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of Khazakia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Uncertainty can be a guiding light” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Union of Ochea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Life, Liberty, Property, Representation, and Equality” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of The Nesapoli Archive | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Archive for the region of Nesapo” | |
| 9. |  The Ochean Manufacturing Colony of Industor | Corporate Police State | “Never cease working. Always be productive.” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Kingdom of The Skrall | Father Knows Best State | “We fight. We win. We take. We are Skrall!” |
