The Most Primitive in Nederland
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Multiple Heads of Rock Hydra | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Too many heads” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of 000000000000000000000000 | Moralistic Democracy | “Je Maintiendrai la République” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Tropical Land | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Easygoing does it best” | |
| 4. |  The Psychotic Nation of Psychia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do NOT call us crazy!” | |
| 5. |  The Republiek of Michiel Adriaenszoon de Ruyter | Anarchy | “Immensi Tremor Oceani” | |
| 6. |  The Tradewind of Sensible Refugees | Authoritarian Democracy | “The best from France” | |
| 7. |  The Mana Source of Mox Jet | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Dark energy fills the universe” | |
| 8. |  The Mafiosi of Crimi | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Never betray the family” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Mox Amber | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tranquil Amber, until the alarm goes off” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of The Upperlands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Je Maintiendrai” |
