The Smartest Citizens in nasunia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scientific Empire of Boopkinville | Democratic Socialists | “Hail Nasuania!” | |
| 2. |  The Yugoslav Dictator of Lower Columbian WA Mission | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Μολών λαβέ” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Sublime Imperial State of Almerdonia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I saw Satan fall like Lightning from Heaven- Luke 10 18” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of State of Germany | Civil Rights Lovefest | “E Tenebris Lux” | |
| 5. |  The Size 32 Appendages of Green Feet | Civil Rights Lovefest | ““These Feet Were Made For Walking!”” | |
| 6. |  The Scavenger Empire of Dogetopian Yevika | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Waste not, want not” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Trorla Vascetopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of The land of four corners | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Incas are our glorious leaders” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Czeroveepus | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
