The Most Rebellious Youth in Nasicournia
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cast Resurrect Magicians of Pope Hope | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Proudly defending innocent regions & nations since 2003” | |
| 2. |  The Meh of Sheeping_Hollow | Civil Rights Lovefest | “meh” | |
| 3. | The Nasicournian Loving States of DeltaOne | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Make love, not war !” | |
| 4. |  The Nasicournian Officer of Goobergunchia II | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For Duty And Humanity” | |
| 5. |  The Legion of Tuesday Heights | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I can save today; you can save the world.” | |
| 6. | The Dominion of Parody and Parrots | Anarchy | “Polly wants a cracker” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of 0 of 0 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yes” | |
| 8. | The Republic of Undulating Ungulates | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wave your hoove” | |
| 9. | The Fiefdom of Kielegat | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Me zijn ut spoor bijster” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Minor Update | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I'm a minor, please keep the updates PG-13” |
