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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Nashville

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Federal Republic of Snoops1	Compulsory Consumerist State	“BACON for all of us or go pound sand!”
2.	The District of Lysel	Anarchy	“Community”
3.	The State of Blaire	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Pride and Industry”
4.	The Queendom of Tabbi	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
5.	The State of Fiumer	Anarchy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.	The State of Ellis West	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
7.	The Queendom of Brookfield	Anarchy	“We Will Endure”
8.	The Queen's State of Lake Charles	Corporate Bordello	“Fire Fight”
9.	The Queen's State of PR Ranch	Corrupt Dictatorship	“State Home and Free”