by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Mystria

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Mystria is ranked 9,227th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Absolute royal federation of ImeriataCapitalist Paradise“Khrönan äro heligh!”
2.The Imperial Kingdom of Mystrian AlteaCompulsory Consumerist State“Victory by Blood and Steel”
3.The Republic of The Underworld of TerradinCompulsory Consumerist State“Guts and Glory to all Dwarvenkin”
4.The Sectatus Imperialis of Ky-telsteinFather Knows Best State“Salus Imperii suprema est”
5.The Empire of PalomeciaCorporate Police State“Roll on High”
6.The Rogue Nation of The Iron Ward CoterieRight-wing Utopia“Death and Glory”
7.The Dominion of Nova SalamandCapitalizt“Icy cool”
8.The Dominion of Aldmeri ThalmorCorporate Police State“The True Saviors of Man and Mer”
9.The Protectorate of The Black Fire CoterieCompulsory Consumerist State“May the Black Flame take you”
10.The Oppressed Peoples of KashionCompulsory Consumerist State“Honor on High ”