The Fattest Citizens in Mystria
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Mystria is ranked 9,227th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Absolute royal federation of Imeriata | Capitalist Paradise | “Khrönan äro heligh!” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Kingdom of Mystrian Altea | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Victory by Blood and Steel” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of The Underworld of Terradin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Guts and Glory to all Dwarvenkin” | |
| 4. |  The Sectatus Imperialis of Ky-telstein | Father Knows Best State | “Salus Imperii suprema est” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Palomecia | Corporate Police State | “Roll on High” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of The Iron Ward Coterie | Right-wing Utopia | “Death and Glory” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Nova Salamand | Capitalizt | “Icy cool” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Aldmeri Thalmor | Corporate Police State | “The True Saviors of Man and Mer” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of The Black Fire Coterie | Compulsory Consumerist State | “May the Black Flame take you” | |
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Kashion | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Honor on High ” |
