The Rudest Citizens in Mystria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Union of Aravea | New York Times Democracy | “Faugh an Beallach” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Archaneia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Greatest Gift is Kindness” | |
| 3. |  The Bright Nature Deities of Great Fairy Alliance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We're the strongest!” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Rainfella | Left-Leaning College State | “The shadows proteect us” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Kashion | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Honor on High ” | |
| 6. |  The Drakon Monarchy of Dyste | Left-Leaning College State | “Nix kethend ur mytal eh vorel Valis” | |
| 7. |  The Disputed Territories of Nayali Tribes | Left-wing Utopia | “The heart that hardens falters” | |
| 8. |  The Crown Union of Kouralia | Democratic Socialists | “Þeri Kuunya Y'Meye Kyne” | |
| 9. |  The Mostly Sublime Republic of Cantalvia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Compassion, Knowledge, Well being for all” | |
| 10. |  The Theocracy of Order of the Flame | Iron Fist Consumerists | “By the Flame of Serion” |
