The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mozambique
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Luis Manny | Capitalizt | “So Far So Good” | |
| 2. |  The State of Port of Call | Anarchy | “Peace Justice and Liberty” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of LSN99 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Love One Another” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Oqua | Anarchy | “From Here to There, Nowhere” | |
| 5. |  The State of Mozambique State | Anarchy | “Founder State” | |
| 6. |  The State of Borg Warner | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A What?” | |
| 7. |  The State of Zymurgy Genesis | Father Knows Best State | “Ever” | |
| 8. |  The State of Boyoung | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
