by Max Barry

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Mordor World Census

The Most Advanced Public Education in Mordor

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 3,172nd in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Missing Whole of Left Butt CheekLeft-wing Utopia“We Are The Better Half”
2.The Empire of Petan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Strength by Superiority”
3.The Golden Land of AlancarCivil Rights Lovefest“Don't Panic”
4.The Republic of Agricultural NurnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
5.The Republic of BlazingAngelNew York Times Democracy“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple ConsortiumLeft-Leaning College State“Honorable and Fair, Always”
7.The Jingoistic States of WiseicamlandPsychotic Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
8.The Theocracy of AngamandoPsychotic Dictatorship“Ash nazg durbatulūk”
9.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
10.The Republic of JakkeaLeft-Leaning College State“Carpe Momentum”