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The Most Primitive in Mordor

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Agricultural Nurn	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
2.	The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia	Anarchy	“United we stand!”
3.	The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit	New York Times Democracy	“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
4.	The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Death to Hobbits”
5.	The Burning Embers of Barnello	Father Knows Best State	“King of Fire Kings”
6.	The Dominion of The One Ring	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“One Ring To Rule Them All”
7.	The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer	Moralistic Democracy	“For Sauron and Mordor”
8.	The Jingoistic States of Wiseicamland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Might Makes Right”
9.	The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron	Corporate Police State	“Lieutenant of Barad-dur”
10.	The Theocracy of Angamando	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ash nazg durbatulûk”

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