by Max Barry

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The Most Beautiful Environments in Mordor

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 12,255th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple ConsortiumScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Biscuits and Gravy”
2.The Jingoistic States of WiseicamlandPsychotic Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
3.The Republic of BlazingAngelInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
4.The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”
5.The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rdMoralistic Democracy“Dolba”
6.The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania IthiliaAnarchy“United we stand!”
7.The Dominion of The Mouth of SauronCorporate Police State“Lieutenant of Barad-dur”
8.The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A HobbitNew York Times Democracy“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
9.The Dictatorship of Mordor WelcomerMoralistic Democracy“For Sauron and Mordor”
10.The Theocracy of AngamandoIron Fist Consumerists“Ash nazg durbatulūk”
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