by Max Barry

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Mordor World Census

The Highest Drug Use in Mordor

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 13,527th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania IthiliaAnarchy“United we stand!”
2.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
3.The Technocracy of NyyxLeft-wing Utopia“Syha'h tharanak ftaghunyer ep lloig'hee”
4.The Shrouded Sorceress of Unknown SovereigntyFather Knows Best State“In blackest night, forget the light”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple ConsortiumInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Honorable and Fair, Always”
6.The Republic of BlazingAngelInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I'll be your huckleberry”
7.The Federal Republic of Chuck NorrisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Chuck can count to infinity- twice”
8.The Mount Doom of Volcano OrodruinAnarchy“Mount Doom”
9.The Vast Pinions of Fell BeastCapitalizt“A creature of an older world maybe it was”
10.The Missing Whole of Left Butt CheekLeft-wing Utopia“We Are The Better Half”