by Max Barry

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Mordor World Census

The Most Cultured in Mordor

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 5,146th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Missing Whole of Left Butt CheekLeft-wing Utopia“We Are The Better Half”
2.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
3.The Golden Land of AlancarCivil Rights Lovefest“Don't Panic”
4.The Republic of BlazingAngelNew York Times Democracy“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
5.The Dictatorship of UndermythumbMoralistic Democracy“We live to serve.”
6.The Crepuscular Kingdom of Shadow PantherDemocratic Socialists“A Panther for All Seasons”
7.The Emirate of West europe and middle eastFather Knows Best State“Glory for allah”
8.The Capital City of MogadishuCapitalist Paradise“Determination”
9.The Theocracy of AngamandoPsychotic Dictatorship“Ash nazg durbatulūk”
10.The Dictatorship of Mordor WelcomerMoralistic Democracy“For Sauron and Mordor”