The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 803rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Nation formally by the name of 9003||Psychotic Dictatorship||“They're taking the friends to Isengrade”|
|2.||The Kingdom of Reavers Land||Corporate Police State||“Oppression is Progression”|
|3.||The Shrouded Sorceress of Unknown Sovereignty||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In blackest night, forget the light”|
|4.||The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Death to Hobbits”|
|5.||The Underground Fortress of Utumno||Corporate Police State||“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”|
|6.||The Republic of Agricultural Nurn||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”|
|7.||The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia||Left-Leaning College State||“Don't start none, won't be none.”|
|8.||The Empire of Petan Empire||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Strength by Superiority”|
|9.||The Theocracy of Dreaming Rlyeh||Compulsory Consumerist State||“And with strange aeons even death may die!”|
|10.||The Hosttower of The Arcane Brotherhood||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Behold the power of the dark side!”|