by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,195th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
2.The Capital City of MogadishuCapitalist Paradise“Determination”
3.The Evil version of Evil Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“Death to Hobbits”
4.The Republic of Agricultural NurnIron Fist Consumerists“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
5.The Underground Fortress of UtumnoCorporate Police State“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”
6.The Theocracy of Dreaming RlyehCompulsory Consumerist State“And with strange aeons even death may die!”
7.The Mount Doom of Volcano OrodruinAnarchy“Mount Doom”
8.The Vast Pinions of Fell BeastCapitalizt“A creature of an older world maybe it was”
9.The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rdMoralistic Democracy“Dolba”
10.The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”
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