The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,059th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia||Left-Leaning College State||“Don't start none, won't be none.”|
|2.||The Capital City of Mogadishu||Capitalist Paradise||“Determination”|
|3.||The Nameless Land of Mordor||Corporate Police State||“One ring to rule them all.”|
|4.||The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Death to Hobbits”|
|5.||The Republic of Agricultural Nurn||Father Knows Best State||“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”|
|6.||The Underground Fortress of Utumno||Corporate Police State||“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”|
|7.||The Theocracy of Dreaming Rlyeh||Compulsory Consumerist State||“And with strange aeons even death may die!”|
|8.||The Hosttower of The Arcane Brotherhood||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Behold the power of the dark side!”|
|9.||The Mount Doom of Volcano Orodruin||Anarchy||“Mount Doom”|
|10.||The Vast Pinions of Fell Beast||Capitalizt||“A creature of an older world maybe it was”|