by Max Barry

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Mordor World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 803rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nation formally by the name of 9003Psychotic Dictatorship“They're taking the friends to Isengrade”
2.The Kingdom of Reavers LandCorporate Police State“Oppression is Progression”
3.The Shrouded Sorceress of Unknown SovereigntyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In blackest night, forget the light”
4.The Evil version of Evil Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“Death to Hobbits”
5.The Underground Fortress of UtumnoCorporate Police State“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”
6.The Republic of Agricultural NurnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
7.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
8.The Empire of Petan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Strength by Superiority”
9.The Theocracy of Dreaming RlyehCompulsory Consumerist State“And with strange aeons even death may die!”
10.The Hosttower of The Arcane BrotherhoodCompulsory Consumerist State“Behold the power of the dark side!”