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Mordor World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,059th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
2.The Capital City of MogadishuCapitalist Paradise“Determination”
3.The Nameless Land of MordorCorporate Police State“One ring to rule them all.”
4.The Evil version of Evil Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“Death to Hobbits”
5.The Republic of Agricultural NurnFather Knows Best State“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
6.The Underground Fortress of UtumnoCorporate Police State“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”
7.The Theocracy of Dreaming RlyehCompulsory Consumerist State“And with strange aeons even death may die!”
8.The Hosttower of The Arcane BrotherhoodCompulsory Consumerist State“Behold the power of the dark side!”
9.The Mount Doom of Volcano OrodruinAnarchy“Mount Doom”
10.The Vast Pinions of Fell BeastCapitalizt“A creature of an older world maybe it was”
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