The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,195th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia||Left-Leaning College State||“Don't start none, won't be none.”|
|2.||The Capital City of Mogadishu||Capitalist Paradise||“Determination”|
|3.||The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Death to Hobbits”|
|4.||The Republic of Agricultural Nurn||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”|
|5.||The Underground Fortress of Utumno||Corporate Police State||“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”|
|6.||The Theocracy of Dreaming Rlyeh||Compulsory Consumerist State||“And with strange aeons even death may die!”|
|7.||The Mount Doom of Volcano Orodruin||Anarchy||“Mount Doom”|
|8.||The Vast Pinions of Fell Beast||Capitalizt||“A creature of an older world maybe it was”|
|9.||The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd||Moralistic Democracy||“Dolba”|
|10.||The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”|