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Mordor World Census

The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Mordor

World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 3,618th in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Petan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Strength by Superiority”
2.The Underground Fortress of UtumnoCorporate Police State“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”
3.The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”
4.The Evil version of Evil Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“Death to Hobbits”
5.The Theocracy of AngamandoPsychotic Dictatorship“Ash nazg durbatulūk”
6.The Free Land of Disputed TyrannyIron Fist Consumerists“The Principality of Wales”
7.The Dictatorship of Mordor WelcomerMoralistic Democracy“For Sauron and Mordor”
8.The Dastardly Bastardly of The HaatschapenIron Fist Consumerists“I'm willing to go out on an evil lamb”
9.The Dictatorship of UndermythumbMoralistic Democracy“We live to serve.”
10.The Tower of Barad-durCorporate Police State“Barad-dūr - The Dark Tower”
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