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Mordor World Census

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Mordor

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 8,254th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Capital City of MogadishuCapitalist Paradise“Determination”
2.The Empire of Petan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Strength by Superiority”
3.The Underground Fortress of UtumnoCorporate Police State“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”
4.The Vast Pinions of Fell BeastCapitalizt“A creature of an older world maybe it was”
5.The United States of The Republic of TrumplandiaCapitalist Paradise“Make America Great Again!”
6.The Crepuscular Kingdom of Shadow PantherDemocratic Socialists“A Panther for All Seasons”
7.The Republic of Agricultural NurnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
8.The Theocracy of Dreaming RlyehCompulsory Consumerist State“And with strange aeons even death may die!”
9.The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rdMoralistic Democracy“Dolba”
10.The Free Land of Disputed TyrannyIron Fist Consumerists“The Principality of Wales”