by Max Barry

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Mordor World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,485th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Kingdom of Grey DragonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“From Many, One”
22.The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A HobbitNew York Times Democracy“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
23.The Free Land of TerralandsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
24.The Stalwart Soldiers of SillimaniteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Just Give it Time”
25.The Theocracy of AngamandoPsychotic Dictatorship“Ash nazg durbatulūk”
26.The Dictatorship of Mordor WelcomerMoralistic Democracy“For Sauron and Mordor”
27.The Federal Republic of Chuck NorrisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Chuck can count to infinity- twice”
28.The Free Land of Disputed TyrannyIron Fist Consumerists“The Principality of Wales”
29.The Republic of JakkeaLeft-Leaning College State“Carpe Momentum”
30.The Borderlands of Maglors GapInoffensive Centrist Democracy“And Our Vow Remember, Manwė and Varda”