The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,485th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|11.||The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd||Moralistic Democracy||“Dolba”|
|12.||The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”|
|13.||The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia||Anarchy||“United we stand!”|
|14.||The Federation of Windex tastes like the dog that is a cow||Tyranny by Majority||“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”|
|15.||The Republic of Field of Corn||Left-wing Utopia||“What I dream about.”|
|16.||The Dastardly Bastardly of The Haatschapen||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I'm willing to go out on an evil lamb”|
|17.||The Lady Galadriel's Flowers of Niphredil||Free-Market Paradise||“Lothlórien Gardening Supplies”|
|18.||The United States of Pontanum||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Are Free”|
|19.||The United States of The Republic of Trumplandia||Capitalist Paradise||“Make America Great Again!”|
|20.||The Tower of Barad-dur||Corporate Police State||“Barad-dűr - The Dark Tower”|