by Max Barry

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Mordor World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,485th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rdMoralistic Democracy“Dolba”
12.The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”
13.The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania IthiliaAnarchy“United we stand!”
14.The Federation of Windex tastes like the dog that is a cowTyranny by Majority“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
15.The Republic of Field of CornLeft-wing Utopia“What I dream about.”
16.The Dastardly Bastardly of The HaatschapenIron Fist Consumerists“I'm willing to go out on an evil lamb”
17.The Lady Galadriel's Flowers of NiphredilFree-Market Paradise“Lothlórien Gardening Supplies”
18.The United States of PontanumInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Are Free”
19.The United States of The Republic of TrumplandiaCapitalist Paradise“Make America Great Again!”
20.The Tower of Barad-durCorporate Police State“Barad-dűr - The Dark Tower”