by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Moon

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Moon is ranked 880th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Abandoned Colony of Lunar RheinlandAnarchy“Independent from earth since they abandoned us...”
2.The Drakonian Territory of Drako LunaCorporate Bordello“We reach to the Moon, and then on to the Stars!”
3.The Astrological Amazement of Wow wow wowNew York Times Democracy“Mee uuhhh”
4.The Excellent Spelling of IgnignoktIron Fist Consumerists“All that we say and do is right.”
5.The Empire of BloatnikovCapitalist Paradise“Nulli expugnabilis hosti”
6.The Matriarchy of QuietArmy12Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This Space For Rent”
7.The Kingdom of Kakuna on LunaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Please obtain official visitors pass at the Stargate!”
8.The Oasis of Moonlight ShadowAnarchy“Bear arms and arm Bears!”