The Fattest Citizens in Moon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Moon is ranked 880th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Abandoned Colony of Lunar Rheinland||Anarchy||“Independent from earth since they abandoned us...”|
|2.||The Drakonian Territory of Drako Luna||Corporate Bordello||“We reach to the Moon, and then on to the Stars!”|
|3.||The Astrological Amazement of Wow wow wow||New York Times Democracy||“Mee uuhhh”|
|4.||The Excellent Spelling of Ignignokt||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All that we say and do is right.”|
|5.||The Empire of Bloatnikov||Capitalist Paradise||“Nulli expugnabilis hosti”|
|6.||The Matriarchy of QuietArmy12||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“This Space For Rent”|
|7.||The Kingdom of Kakuna on Luna||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Please obtain official visitors pass at the Stargate!”|
|8.||The Oasis of Moonlight Shadow||Anarchy||“Bear arms and arm Bears!”|