by Max Barry

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Monty Python World Census

The Most Corrupt Governments in Monty Python

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, Monty Python is ranked 1,874th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of The Zombie ParrotFather Knows Best State“Squawk. Brains.”
2.The Republic of Spiny Norman the HedgehogFather Knows Best State“Dinsdale?”
3.The Definitely Deceased Carcass of The Dead ParrotFather Knows Best State“We're not dead, we're stunned!”
4.The Most Serene Republic of The Majestik MooseIron Fist Consumerists“I once bit your sister....”
5.The Autonomous Collective of An Anarcho Syndicalist CommuneNew York Times Democracy“You're fooling yourself, we're living in a dictatorship”
6.The Silly Walkers of Ergonomic UnionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Repetition is our enemy.”
7.The Obvious Gadfly Puppet of Entendre CordialLeft-wing Utopia“National anthem? I barely know 'im!”
8.The Republic of ITS Another Wrapperian PuppetInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It was under our noses the whole time!”
9.The Non-Migratory Flock of Laden SwallowsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“It's no' a question of where it grips it!”