The Most Advanced Public Education in Monkey Island
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 3,105th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
|1.||The Steppenwolves of Takla-makan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“wok me baby”|
|2.||The Nomadic Peoples of Goose Steppe||New York Times Democracy||“What's good for the gander is good for the goose”|
|3.||The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”|
|4.||The Most Serene Republic of Monkey Island||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Time to go bananaz!”|