The Most Advanced Public Education in Monkey Island
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 3,890th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
|1.||The Steppenwolves of Takla-makan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“wok me baby”|
|2.||The Socialist Dictatorship of Chezcistan||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Made from many, made for all”|
|3.||The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”|
|4.||The Republic of Melee Island Pirates||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Grog! Grog! Grog!”|
|5.||The Dictatorship of Monkey Island||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Time to go bananaz!”|