by Max Barry

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Monkey Island World Census

The Most Advanced Public Education in Monkey Island

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 3,890th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Steppenwolves of Takla-makanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“wok me baby”
2.The Socialist Dictatorship of ChezcistanIron Fist Consumerists“Made from many, made for all”
3.The Eminent Domain of Ziggie ValencourtInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”
4.The Republic of Melee Island PiratesCivil Rights Lovefest“Grog! Grog! Grog!”
5.The Dictatorship of Monkey IslandCompulsory Consumerist State“Time to go bananaz!”