by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phantasm of Afi-AftosInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eschew Obfuscation”
2.The District of Cole CountyCapitalist Paradise“Community”
3.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARFather Knows Best State“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
4.The Rogue Nation of War and OppressionPsychotic Dictatorship“Our purpose is to conquer you.”
5.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
6.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
7.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
8.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
9.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
10.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
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