by Max Barry

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The Most Patriotic in Middle Earth

World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.

As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 12,202nd in the world for Most Patriotic.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mountain Song of DwarfCorporate Bordello“Listen for the Alpenhorn”
2.The Countless Orcs of The Armies of SauronIron Fist Consumerists“I See You!”
3.The Natural Union of FringillidaePsychotic Dictatorship“Caelebs”
4.The United Men of Minas ArnorIron Fist Consumerists“If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.”
5.The Elven Realm of March of MaedhrosInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We call the everlasting dark upon us, if we fail”
6.The Infinite Dominion of The Dread OverlordCompulsory Consumerist State“What Would Sauron Do?”
7.The Orc mountain-stronghold of The Mount GundabadIron Fist Consumerists“Akha gūm-ishi ashi gurum”
8.The Empire of AtheleianIron Fist Consumerists“Sons of Men”
9.The Animals of Farthing WoodAuthoritarian Democracy“Together or not at all.”
10.The Armed Republic of AitnutandIron Fist Consumerists“Chrząszczyrzewoszyce powiat Łękołody”
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