The Most Patriotic in Middle Earth
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 12,202nd in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mountain Song of Dwarf | Corporate Bordello | “Listen for the Alpenhorn” | |
| 2. |  The Countless Orcs of The Armies of Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I See You!” | |
| 3. |  The Natural Union of Fringillidae | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Caelebs” | |
| 4. |  The United Men of Minas Arnor | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.” | |
| 5. |  The Elven Realm of March of Maedhros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We call the everlasting dark upon us, if we fail” | |
| 6. |  The Infinite Dominion of The Dread Overlord | Compulsory Consumerist State | “What Would Sauron Do?” | |
| 7. |  The Orc mountain-stronghold of The Mount Gundabad | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Akha gūm-ishi ashi gurum” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Atheleian | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sons of Men” | |
| 9. |  The Animals of Farthing Wood | Authoritarian Democracy | “Together or not at all.” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Aitnutand | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Chrząszczyrzewoszyce powiat Łękołody” |
