Middle Earth World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 12,569^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Land of Lethem	Anarchy	“it is true, i'm afraid”
2.	The Empire of Ancalagon the Black	Anarchy	“mightiest of the dragon-host”
3.	The Mountain Song of Dwarf	Anarchy	“Listen for the Alpenhorn”
4.	The Queendom of Sophia Astrum	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Divinum Feminine”
5.	The Kingdom of Evael	Democratic Socialists	“uaúlumë pícala”
6.	The Commonwealth of Falney	Anarchy	“Post Tenebras Lux”
7.	The Colony of Middle Earth Guardian	Anarchy	“FOUNDERLESS.NET”
8.	The Nomadic Peoples of The Conjurors of Cheap Tricks	Benevolent Dictatorship	“I am definitely trying to rob you, not help you”
9.	The Oddity of Shevik	Left-Leaning College State	“and the Piper may lead us to Reason”
10.	The United States of Kitezh	Capitalizt	“Unsinkable aircraft carrier, uh?”