The Highest Drug Use in Middle Earth
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 15,941st in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Lethem | Anarchy | “it is true, i'm afraid” | |
| 2. |  The Bardic Lorekeepers of Aethelia | Left-wing Utopia | “By the full moon's light” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Evael | Democratic Socialists | “uaúlumë pícala” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Subtle and Quick to Anger” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Frestes Mountain | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Middle Earth Guardian | Anarchy | “FOUNDERLESS.NET” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Kitezh | Capitalizt | “Unsinkable aircraft carrier, uh?” | |
| 8. |  The Countless Orcs of The Armies of Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I See You!” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Halls of Mandos | Left-wing Utopia | “Power is always bad” | |
| 10. |  The United Kingdom of Kiniast | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Compliance” |
