The Most Armed in Middle Earth
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 7,221st in the world for Most Armed.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Lethem | Anarchy | “it is true, i'm afraid” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Thorin Oakenshield | Corporate Police State | “Far over the Misty Mountains cold” | |
| 3. |  The Unexpected Journey of The Hobbit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “United we stand, united we fall!” | |
| 4. |  The King Under the Mountain of Neo Dragon | New York Times Democracy | “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons.” | |
| 5. |  The Mountain Song of Dwarf | Corporate Bordello | “Listen for the Alpenhorn” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Middle Earth Guardian | Anarchy | “FOUNDERLESS.NET” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Kitezh | Capitalizt | “Unsinkable aircraft carrier, uh?” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Frestes Mountain | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Amorous Adventures of The Lady of Lorien | Corporate Police State | “Galadriel and Gandalf sitting in a tree” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Askadian | Anarchy | “By the light of our blade, we become powerful.” |
