by Max Barry

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The Most Rebellious Youth in Middle Earth

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 13,264th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of East BeleriandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens”
2.The Mountain Song of DwarfCorporate Bordello“Listen for the Alpenhorn”
3.The Free Land of LethemAnarchy“it is true, i'm afraid”
4.The King Under the Mountain of Neo DragonNew York Times Democracy“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons.”
5.The Humble Dwelling of BombadilInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Ring has no power over him”
6.The Kingdom of EvaelDemocratic Socialists“uaúlumë pícala”
7.The Infinite Dominion of The Dread OverlordCompulsory Consumerist State“What Would Sauron Do?”
8.The LOTR Nation of TataricaCivil Rights Lovefest“From Gondolin we came”
9.The Republic of Seashaper GadorInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Arisen from the Sea of Potentia”
10.The Ancient Dominion of OraldLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas, Aeqitas, Oportunitas”
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