by Max Barry

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Middle Earth World Census

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Middle Earth

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 10,141st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The John Ronald Reuel of TolkienMoralistic Democracy“Wars are not favourable to delicate pleasures.”
12.The Mountain Song of DwarfAnarchy“Listen for the Alpenhorn”
13.The Eastern Kingdom of Dwarven MinesFather Knows Best State“Crafting and mining; Tradition must be respected.”
14.The Kingdom of DunadanBenevolent Dictatorship“He is one of the wandering folk”
15.The Sultanate of SiraynIron Fist Consumerists“For the Sultan”
16.The Kingdom of BormInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For the Kingdom!”
17.The King Under the Mountain of Neo DragonCivil Rights Lovefest“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons.”
18.The Republic of Low MeadowsAnarchy“Nothing To See Here”
19.The People's Republic of TarringInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Live and let die”
20.The Confederacy of Independent RohanCorporate Bordello“Legends never die”
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