Mercenary Army World Census

The Safest in Mercenary Army

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Mercenary Army is ranked 1,424^th in the world for Safest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Paris Cemetery Performance of The Unknown Soldier	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Wait until the war's over and we're both a little older”
2.	The Human-Grey Hybrid Resolution of Benevolent 25	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”