The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Memphis
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of West-East | Anarchy | “From Many, One” | |
| 2. |  The State of Sherbrook | Anarchy | “Centre” | |
| 3. |  The State of Kimberley Park | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The State of Zyre | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Harar Megiddo | Right-wing Utopia | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Mississippi Delta Queen | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The State of Cinquieme | Moralistic Democracy | “Might Makes Wrong” |
