The Rudest Citizens in matheo
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Royal Federation of The Supreme nation of matheo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Love Matheo and you may get to keep your face” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Scottish South Africa | Capitalist Paradise | “We need haggis in Checkers” | |
| 3. |  The Royal Federation of Swiss Cape Town | Corporate Bordello | “we dont need a motto” | |
| 4. |  The Royal Federation of Matheo | Capitalizt | “Love Matheo and you may get to keep your face” | |
| 5. |  The State of Hermanus | Capitalist Paradise | “Whales are love , Whales are life !” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of British Matheo | Corporate Bordello | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 7. |  The Place of Silverbergs | Capitalist Paradise | “Second Best !.” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of German Matheo | New York Times Democracy | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 9. |  The Fiefdom of Ian Melnish | Capitalist Paradise | “Father Ian always knows best ” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mall of Ice | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Sell Ice .” |
