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The Best Weather in Manitoba

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“From Each According to Our Needs”
2.	The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN50	Father Knows Best State	“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
3.	The Aromatic Republic of Chateau Chevalier	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Shipping promotions do NOT apply to wine purchases.”
4.	The Jets of Winnipeg_	New York Times Democracy	“Assiniboine et la Rouge”
5.	The Red River Warriors of Warhorse	Anarchy	“Never Know”
6.	The Apolytonian Surfdom of Grant Park - Harrow	Authoritarian Democracy	“Arrant Graph Work”
7.	The People's Theocracy of United Good	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Atheists do not know Fear and Comfort”