by Max Barry

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Maltropian Puppet Confederacy World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Maltropian Puppet Confederacy is ranked 18,622nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Taifa of BadajozNew York Times Democracy“Ta'waif al-Batalyaws”
2.The Biplanetary Fraternity of Adamantine ConcordatCorporate Bordello“Diametrically united”
3.The Floral Collar of MeganiumNew York Times Democracy“Megaaaaanium!”
4.The Budded Collar of BayleefNew York Times Democracy“Bay baaaay!”
5.The Depressed Peoples of SquidwardScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Remember your karma, Squidward.”
6.The Cliff-side colony of PuffinsNew York Times Democracy“Puffffff”
7.The Musical Genius of Scott JoplinNew York Times Democracy“Rex Temporis Raggæ”
8.The County of WexfordNew York Times Democracy“Exemplar Hiberniæ”
9.The Medical Brilliance of Leonard McCoyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Dammit Jim, I'm a country, not a doctor!”
10.The Concelho of LisbonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mui Nobre e Sempre Leal Cidade de Lisboa”