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Maltropian Puppet Confederacy World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Maltropian Puppet Confederacy is ranked 11,774th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Taifa of BadajozNew York Times Democracy“Ta'waif al-Batalyaws”
2.The Medical Brilliance of Leonard McCoyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Dammit Jim, I'm a country, not a doctor!”
3.The Holy See of Pope FrancisDemocratic Socialists“Habemus Papam!”
4.The Bishopric of WormsCapitalist Paradise“Wir sind Würmer.”
5.The Cliff-side colony of PuffinsNew York Times Democracy“Puffffff”
6.The Musical Genius of Scott JoplinNew York Times Democracy“Rex Temporis Raggæ”
7.The Golden Wood of LaurelindorinanDemocratic Socialists“Heart of Elvendom on Earth”
8.The Depressed Peoples of SquidwardScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Remember your karma, Squidward.”
9.The Fiefdom of AnfalasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For Gondor!”
10.The Duchy of BarCapitalist Paradise“BARely a country”