by Max Barry

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Lothlorien World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Lothlorien

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Lothlorien is ranked 1,252nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Fabiolous Domain of TurkdulapitouFather Knows Best State“Use Us, Be Us, See Us, Know Us”
2.The Elves of the Golden Wood of GaladhrimLeft-Leaning College State“Tree folk”
3.The Principality of HaldirCorporate Police State“We live now upon an island amid many perils”
4.The Most Serene Republic of RumilCorporate Police State“Bridge over troubled water”
5.The Fiefdom of MallornScandinavian Liberal Paradise“They stood up in the twilight like living towers”
6.The Colony of ElanorScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Elanor”
7.The Dominion of LorienCorrupt Dictatorship“Dwimordene”
8.The Queendom of LaurelindorenanMoralistic Democracy“Laurelindórenan”
9.The Queendom of LorinandScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Lórinand”
10.The Republic of NarwenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fight to the end”