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The Largest Retail Industry in Lothlorien

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mallorn Trees of Lorien	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Dwimordene”
2.	The Queendom of Lady Galadriel	Mother Knows Best State	“Galadriel”
3.	The Kingdom of Lord Celeborn of Lorien	Father Knows Best State	“Where is gandalf, for i would MUCH like to speak with h”
4.	The Dictatorship of Sauron Annatar	Corrupt Dictatorship	“For Sauron”