The Fattest Citizens in Lone Wolves United
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41. |  The Kingdom of Die to Glory | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Death is the way” | |
| 42. |  The Community of Crimsonmurder | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Live is to die” | |
| 43. |  The United States of Hindustanis and Indians | Left-Leaning College State | “Conquer the Universe” | |
| 44. |  The Arling of Chasca | New York Times Democracy | “Truth Prevails” | |
| 45. |  The Republic of Lost Cypher | Corporate Bordello | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 46. |  The Democratic States of Bombakaland | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Fugir e para fracos,Lutar é pata fortes” | |
| 47. | The Republic of Centurionia | Capitalist Paradise | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 48. |  The United States of Gooburge | Moralistic Democracy | “It’s just business” | |
| 49. |  The Empire of Sparkling amber | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 50. |  The Republic of Aleysien | Corporate Bordello | “Mission Accomplished” |
