The Fattest Citizens in Lone Wolves United
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lone Wolves United is ranked 10,110th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 81. |  The Dictatorship of Hellish Hell | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Nature does nothing uselessly” | |
| 82. |  The Empire of New Grantville | Capitalizt | “Die Trying” | |
| 83. |  The Empire of AROMATI | New York Times Democracy | “Peace for all” | |
| 84. |  The Republic of Nashinname | Capitalist Paradise | “Strength always wins” | |
| 85. |  The Federation of Ursurm | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 86. | The Kingdom of Reter | Iron Fist Consumerists | “From Many, One” | |
| 87. |  The Republic of Kostaenea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Unity is power, love is power, hate is weak” | |
| 88. |  The Empire of New Irland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 89. |  The Republic of Orthics | New York Times Democracy | “Long love western civilization” | |
| 90. |  The Republic of Just a thing to upload flags | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “the current flag is Zatzolabia, info down there” |
