by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Lone Wolves United

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lone Wolves United is ranked 10,233rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Federation of GomberCorporate Bordello“Twirling Toward Freedom”
22.The Dictatorship of Lloyds countryIron Fist Consumerists“i like clams”
23.The Protectorate of EquiskaCapitalist Paradise“Fight till the End”
24.The Recorded Delivery of the House DeedsCorporate Bordello“I'm sorry, that you turned to Driftwood”
25.The Empire of The Craenate EmpireCapitalizt“Fight for your families and country”
26.The Oppressed Peoples of SandsbroCorporate Police State“Europas Grönaste Stad”
27.The Republic of UntinbergFree-Market Paradise“Brave and Strong”
28.The Most Serene Republic of North Unia The TheetsAnarchy“Motto”
29.The Empire of MazastanCapitalist Paradise“Destroy then”
30.The ˢᵘᵖᵉʳⁿᵃᵗᵘʳᵃˡ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ of Untitled Goose GameAnarchy“[̲̅h][̲̅o][̲̅n][̲̅k]”
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