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Lezzie World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Lezzie

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Lezzie is ranked 11,615th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Anarcho-Capitalist Society of PR0FITAnarchy“wE nEeD nO gObErMeNt”
2.The Jingoistic States of Dangine card storage3Corporate Bordello“Never thought I'd need a 3rd one”
3.The The Bourgeoisie of Rich Card FarmerIron Fist Consumerists“Sorry, I dont speak BROKE 🤣🤣🤣”
4.The Shining Blue Eyes of LezzieIron Fist Consumerists“*annoyed sigh*”
5.The Republic of Nothing to see here folksInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nothing”
6.The Republic of Dangine card farm5Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Crucified ur MOM on the cross 🤣🤣🤣”
7.The Repulsive Nonsense of PR0F1TFather Knows Best State“r/Arabfunny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
8.The Republic of Dangine card farm8Democratic Socialists“Joe Biden pooped his diaper 🤣🤣🤣”
9.The Republic of Dangine card farm10Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Trump goes Moo 🤣🤣🤣”
10.The Nomadic Peoples of Dangine card storage2Moralistic Democracy“Dab on them haters 😎”