The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lewisham
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Traso | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Three Streams | Left-wing Utopia | “Somewhat over there, but not quite;” | |
| 3. | The Republic of Topgb seven the cia make me forgotmypass | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto...” | |
| 4. | The Republic of TSHP Ambassador 1 | Democratic Socialists | “Who are you?” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Lewisham Rogue | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ambassador” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Serme Oro | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Raiders are rubbish” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Brocklehurst | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Do you wanna try me, Guv?” | |
| 8. |  The Incorporated States of Choccolate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Crumbliest, flakiest, onctueuse” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Ricore | New York Times Democracy | “Devenez le matin” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Monson | Democratic Socialists | “We are the children of the Eighth decade” |
