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The Best Weather in Lemuria

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide	Democratic Socialists	“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
2.	The Legendary Republic of Cakatoa	New York Times Democracy	“What does not kill you only makes you...stranger”
3.	The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!”
4.	The Clothing-Optional Beaches of Makenaland	Corporate Bordello	“Don't worry, be happy”
5.	The Houses of Federal Lemuria	Left-Leaning College State	“Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli”
6.	The Holy Blue Island of Lemming utopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Het utopieleven”
7.	The Wilkshire Colony of Unconquerable Invictus	Compulsory Consumerist State	“I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul”