The Most Secular in League of Sovereign Nations
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Muzztopia | Libertarian Police State | “Patientia opportunius caelum flamma duces ac tueatur” | |
| 2. |  The Kleptocracy of Eaglais Bhreac | Corporate Police State | “What's Mine is Mine, What's Yours is Mine Too” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Gramont-Ornieres | New York Times Democracy | “Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Antares Scorpi | Democratic Socialists | “Je mettrai à faire ma grande nation!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of District Line 22 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 6. |  The Founder Puppet of League of Sovereign Nations | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All nations are Created Equal” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of -F4n-4rt | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Carthusiastan | Father Knows Best State | “The Cross is Steady while the World Turns” |
